Social Media Etiquette: Snap Chat Edition

I love social media to no end because I love posting Pokemon pictures and music video links. It's my favorite.

However, while I am not the end-all-be-all on the topic, people just don't understand general rules for these outlets. These things aren't even made for my generation, but I feel like I have to teach a class to everyone who gets a freaking smart phone. Or write a blog telling you all how sucky you are.

Bam. Here it is.

SNAP CHAT EDITION

Let's start this off with a Fun Fact. This mascot/logo has a name. Its Ghostface Chilla and I promise I'm not making that up.

For those of you who don't know what Snap Chat is you probably don't care and I don't know why you got this far in the blog. You take a picture or video, draw on it, write a sentence and send it to ? for up to 10 seconds before it disappears forever. You can screenshot but the sender is notified. Thats it. Simple. And sounds like the perfect thing for our #1 use and #1 reason it should be used: FAP Chat/Nude Pictures.

Send a dick pic, get a tit pic. Don't show your face when you get the under shot of your taint. Send a naked pic and make it innocent with a sentence like "Look at these tan lines" or "Ignore my giant bush".

Never send a Snap Chat because you are bored, and have no intention behind it other than hoping someone may respond. You're lonely. Join a running club or something.

Snap Chat gives you all the tools to turn a really lame picture, like this one:

to something more enjoyable to look at:

Other appropriate snaps. Pokemon attacks

BUBBLE!

ONE OF THE FIRE ATTACKS THAT ALL LOOK IDENTICAL!







Obviously, there are exceptions to all rules. Some snaps may be appropriate for some people that arent for others. Like:

This is funny to me. His mom probably wouldn't laugh. Audience is key for snaps.

Another huge one that everyone with Snap Chat deals with is the alcoholic drink picture. Your friend snaps you a pic of a beer on a bar top. Let that sink in. They sent you a picture of liquid in a glass. Why not them holding it making the shocker with their hand and a sentence like "Get here now!". Nope. Just a beer. Why do I care that you are drinking a brown drink? Take a picture with a few of your friends and send that. Is there an exception to this rule? Hmm. Only if this person is getting drunk and planning on sending you taint pictures. 



Another exception rule is family, especially when you don't live with them. Love your family. Endure your cousin's endless barrage of kid pictures. You love them and they love you. Don't be a dick.

However, some pictures will never fit into an aforementioned exception clause. Example:

GTFOH.