From Too Good to Meh

Adrian, Michigan born and raised. Got that shit tatted on my fo-head. I've been moved out since high school and I've been one place before now. Holland, Michigan. I was there for a long time. Now I'm back on the east side. I went from the West Side to the East Side. Like Tupac to Biggie. Dre to Hov. Big Sean to Big Sean. There are/were good things about each and since I usually just rant about negative things, imma try and put a "positive" spin on it.

First things first:

Things I Miss About Holland

First thing I'm going to miss about Holland is:

  That's a picture of State Park in Holland, but I'm going to miss all the beaches equally because

Kate Upton. Er, not Kate Upton but boobs. Ugh. I mean, attractive women wearing nothing. Not porn. What I'm trying to say is the fact that there are multiple beaches in Holland and thats what you did during the summer, people tried harder to be in shape. Holland is a very fit and healthy city. It's not because people wanted to be healthy for themselves, they just wanted to be oogled at the beach. Shallow? Yes. Did it do the trick? Yes.

Next Up

BROS! dammit, wrong kind. Hold on.

BROS! SHIT! I mean, closer. Just wrong thing. Alright......HERE:

YAY! It worked! Bros are a very bittersweet but very necessary part of Holland. Because Holland was littered with "Bros", you could get away with a lot more when it came to clothing. I love tank tops...NOT BRO TANKS. And I can wear them there and not have a problem. Not as easy on the east side. I have some JS Wings by Adidas and I can barely break them out here however, in Holland, surprisingly, I fit it. I'm not worried about fitting in, it's just nice to have less to worry about when you are trying to enjoy yourself.

Now, onto

Things I Love About Ypsilanti

There are a few things that I like about Ypsi. First, a specific type of girl you can't get in Holland

Attractive Alternative Girls. Hipsters, punks, emo(ish). The girls here pick something. They are that thing. And they're hot as shit doing it. Also, just the amount of ethnic diversity is basically an "Alternative Style" when comparing Holland to here. I mean, the Arabic women. YEESH.

The best thing about Ypsilanti goes along with the above point, just less shallow. People here are just really accepting. Races, Sexuality, Gingers; they're all loved equally here. Nobody judges me for being Aryan. They love me for blonde hair, blue eyes, and sharp jaw line. Even though I'd like to point out, I went from majority to minority. It's nuts. Its great though. #TheStruggle.